Slapinions

On Sunday, while Lisa took the youngest two to see "The Jungle Book" at the Avalon #GoodMama, I took an axe to the two small trees in the front yard. My neighbor said I could have used his chainsaw, but using an axe gave the ladies of Bay View a sexier show. After carrying the debris to the alley and cleaning up, I still felt good enough to take 3 kids to the batting cages. Alas once the testosterone wore off the hip called me an idiot, and I have spent 2.5 days in utter misery. I still looked hot though, and that's what counts. #Ish