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Thursday, December 31, 2015

Die Hard

Lisa and the youngin's are in Chicago getting pizza, GC is at Grandma's, and I just introduced LuLu  to this great film! Her only critique was that McClane didn't "try" the phone before slamming it down - she didn't realize a landline has an audible dial tone lol

Yesterday

Yesterday was a long day, courtesy of the hip, but it was made better by some good kids (yes, even LK), a meatloaf dinner courtesy of JJ, and a marathon of Hoarders with Lisa while I let the stretching machine do its business. #blessed

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

A Good Son

After helping prepare meatloaf for dinner, Smiley decided to cuddle with his crippled pop.

Cosby

Picture Pages. Fat Albert. I Spy. The Cosby Show. All washed away, even though nothing has been proven in court.

Junie, Age 8

I made Junie do extra chores after mouthing off, and she questioned why she was punished. I told her.

 "There's no evidence," she said. 

"I heard you," I said.

 "I didn't mean it."

"You walk into a bank and say you're going to rob them, and it won't matter. You'll go to prison," I said.

"Witnesses LIE Dad. What if someone at the bank hated you, and just wanted to get you in trouble. Huh? Maybe you just hate me. You can't punish someone just cuz they say they heard something," she said.

"I heard you."

"Witnesses -"

"I know how the legal system works kid. I am in law school."

"Doesn't seem like it."



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Junie just got caught mouthing off again, and caught hell. The kids ratted her out and screenshotted smack she texted them. She's sobbing as she cleans the cat litter. This is why not everyone is strong enough to stick around 18 years.

My Thoughts - Overdraft Fees

In my opinion, a bank charging a one time overdraft charge is fine. A daily charge equal to the first is criminal. Any subsequent fee should be no greater than the going interest rate on the amount of the overdraft. (assuming the bank honored the rubber check). And no, it's not about us. The only check of ours that's bounced in the last ten years was when we closed our account after the break-in and forgot there was a valid check outstanding.

Suprise!

Just in case I haven't mentioned it, my hip hurts. #ContainYourAstonishment

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

An Update on the Alley

I just messaged my Alderman, who confirmed that the city DOES NOT plow alleys. Some neighbors around town contract privately for the service, but you're on your own. That's good news to me, since it means I haven't wasted nine years shoveling an alley for no valid reason.

Duh

Peace

Woke up after an hour to a suspiciously quiet house. Then I realized why the 1st floor had been abandoned - the kids had accidentally disconnected the router, rending wifi and their electronic lives kaput. With luck, they packed their bags and moved on to Wi-Fi'er pastures. #EnjoyingTheSerenity

A Snow Day

Nine inches of snow and I shoveled not a flake. Who says a bum hip is all bad?

But - Lisa fell when shoveling and went to the Urgent Care with a knee injury. Nothing broken, but we're looking like a collection of cripples 'round these parts.

update: I just returned from the first post-op appointment. The stitches were removed and he said I'm doing well, with the pain merely to be expected from the operation. The long term prognosis was less than stellar, but that's the future. The vertigo is something he thinks will pass on its own Crutches for 3 more weeks, and no driving until both the vertigo stops and I'm off all pain killers.

Hour four of a BBC America marathon of Kitchen Nightmares - with Lisa  

Monday, December 28, 2015

Stop Falling for the Scam

Blizzard

There's a little blizzard outside and Big Dog is stuck on the couch with a bum hip and vertigoo. Smiley is out there shoveling and he ain't happy. Neither am I. Huh. Whodathunk it would take a surgery to reveal that I'm not, by nature, a lazy bum?

Paranormal Activity

- watching with LuLu

Vegetable Soup

The wind is howling and sleet is tap dancing on the windows. A good day for homemade vegetable soup Lisa- thanks!

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Whoohoo!

Congrats (and thank you) to the Falcons for ending Carolina's undefeated season!

Lord of the Flies (the movie version)

"He should have killed Jack at the start. Always end the threat." - Me

YaYas favorite book (read multiple times).

The Christmas Paintings

We opened our presents at midnight on Christmas, because we were just arriving home from visiting my sister. I'll spare you pictures of the gifts, except for these: paintings Lisa had made for each of the kids. She snuck out to Splash Studio four times between Halloween and Christmas (once with Trudy), wanting to create something special for each of their rooms.







Saturday, December 26, 2015

Daddy's Home 2 and a Wonder Woman episode

We watched the Wonder Woman ('70's) episode "Amazon Hot Wax" with Rick Springfield and Judge Reinhold!

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Daddy's Home 2 -  Obviously this isn't Oscar material, but what it is is warm, and honest, and funny - basically, everything Bad Moms was not.