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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Monday night I was watching Mannix.

Jessica: Danny, when did you guys get rid of cable?
Me: Huh? We still have Direct TV.
Jessica: (confused) Then why . . .
Lisa (laughs) What you don't understand is that Dan *chooses* to watch this stuff. A hundred bucks a month for TV and he spent last night watching Bob Newhart and Columbo. He's insane.

 A birthday painting for me from my bosses daughter. 




London Terror

Sweet Lord, stop putting "terrorist incident" in quotes. Even if, in your merry Liberal dreams, the London attack was not religious or political in nature, it is quite clearly *a terrorist act*.

RIP Chuck Barris

RIP Chuck Barris, creator and host of the Gong Show, songwriter, and super secret agent for the CIA (he said). He was 87.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

YaYa

 My eldest :)

Monday Gracie got her first ever paycheck, and today after school I took her to set up her first independent bank account. My YaYa is growing up



 I'm sitting three blocks from the law school trying to dredge up the gumption to make the walk on an aching hip. I'm not having a good day so far, but there are 16 hours left to change that.




I saw this live on MLB TV. It really was a spectacular moment.



 

Monday, March 20, 2017

Sunday, March 19, 2017

 10 days till club penguin shuts down. Waddle on! - YaYa 

Happy birthday Dan , hope you have a great day. I love you baby!💋

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Dave and Busters

Lisa and I were going to try this place solo, but Smiley wound up coming along, and then LuLu Stacey C, and OJ's friend Richard called and said they were unable to skate as planned, soooo . . . My birthday Eve date night featured four kids, even if two weren't mine!

My verdict on the joint? Prohibitively expensive, mind numbingly loud, and full of arcade games that fail to appeal to me because I'm, you know, a grown up. Good food tho. Still, I doubt I'll return.







The World Baseball Classic

 I'm watching the US vs the Dominican Republic

Birthday Ruiner

 I was *supposed* to be at a get together for my birthday, but some boss that will go unnamed scrapped that idea. I spent most of the shift singing "Birthday ruiner" to the tune of "Jukebox hero," and instead am hitting the gym.

 Congrats to our Badgers for once again making the Sweet Sixteen. #OnWisconsin

Chuck Berry

 Oh no! RIP Rock n' roll pioneer, the legendary Chuck Berry


 So True!  - Lisa



Friday, March 17, 2017

Lisa's Work

 Lisa's latest work: styrofoam balls completely covered by gold thumb tacks, creating ornamentation for a centerpiece.





My Thoughts - Entitlement

There is no entitlement, no matter how ridiculous, that doesn't make people feel "wronged" when someone finally comes around and scraps it. That's why politicians cram them in a budget, to make you beholden to their office. An emotional response to budget cuts is therefore irrelevant. Instead, ask yourself a: is this a legitimate duty of this branch of gov't, or gov't as a whole? b: would legislation creating the entitlement pass if it was originally floated today? c: is this goal better met by private enterprise?

 Frosted Mini Wheats are vastly superior to the Aldi version. The Aldi commercial claiming they are one and the same is a blatant falsehood.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Dangerous Nonsense

At today's parent-teacher conference: 

A teacher has created and posted this propaganda for the students that says Islam spread because of "cultural diffusion." Not one mention of their use of the sword, despite the fact that Islam's founder himself led armies. 

This nonsense isn't remotely factual. It's not even an argument that an Islamic scholar would make. 

But then they wrap up the lie with truths, listing the Five Pillars, giving a definition of the Koran etc, so the kids associate all of it with historical fact. 

Thank God my kids have me as a Dad, because who knows how many kids are believing this nonsense.

Me and Junie

I need a haircut. And to lose 75 pounds. Other than that, it's a nice pic.

Just Sayin'

 Just saying... Lisa



Me Right. She Wrong.

At Smiley's parent-teacher conference I corrected the grammar on a poster his teacher made. The teacher stood her ground and said I was wrong, and so I looked it up online, was proven right, and forced a retraction from her.

"Gawd, you are such an obnoxious a--hole," Lisa said, not unkindly.

"Yes," I said. "But I'm an a--hole that was right. Again."

Don't Be in Such a Hurry to Grow Up

Oldest daughter wants to work all summer and I'm making her take days of for two different girl scout camping volunteer opportunities. She's not in agreement, but unlike her I know these lazy days of summer for her are coming to an end sooner then [sic] I'd like to admit. - Lisa