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Thursday, January 16, 2020

Wrong Choice

This morning Junie lost an election for student council. Obviously the best candidate didn't win, and may the constituency suffer for their imbecilic choice.

Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez

Early 2020 is shaping up to be the year of binge watching TV. This docuseries on the infamous Patriots tight end was fascinating. But its impact was somewhat lessened by the inability to explain any motive for his actions, leading to a little too much speculation. Even so, this is well worth watching.


 

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

RIP

RIP and thank you for your service

Remains of a World War II pilot recovered near Saint-Lô, France in 2018 have been identified as U.S. Army Air Forces 2nd Lt. William J. McGowan, who was 23 years old when he was shot down on June 6, 1944 during the D-Day invasion. 

archaeology.org/news/8349-200113-france-pilot-remains

(Courtesy of Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency)

On my fb feed today was a mom article about how we need to stop saying “I’m fine”. We should live in our truth and communicate it so others feel safe enough to admit their feelings. So we don’t all feel like we’re on our own islands.

Scroll down a bit, “you must cut out negative, toxic people from your life”. Purge the negative people.
Hmmmm🤔 so which one is it? For me, you can feel safe to admit, you’re sad, you’re overwhelmed, you wanted to cut your man’s breakline or throat punch your teen. We’re good sis, been there. If you’re negativity starts becoming too much I’ll tell you, but my goal is to never to cut you out.
I recently made a new fb friend and we grew close quickly, his kindness and generosity were clear. However, his negative energy on his page and conflicting politics made me soon unfriend him. He died unexpectedly a week later. I don’t feel good about that. I want to be a soft place to fall even from those I don’t agree with. Before you cut ties, ask yourself if their unexpected death would bring you guilt. If it would, maybe just hide their posts, stop their notifications. Just an idea. - Lisa

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

The Mandalorian

 The Mandalorian is every bit as good as the word of mouth suggests, and a whole heap of fun, which is what Star Wars should be, no? Proof positive you don't need Skywalkers to tell a good tale.

 I love it when someone driving a large suv (with no kids) try’s to “flight shame”. Lol

👍 - Lisa

Soup

 Me: “Soup says love like no other food can”

Him: “Soup is dirty water”
Opposites attract, it’s a fact 🤣

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Quit Bragging about A War Crime

Assuming no facts not presented here, I think this is, legally, a war crime. Under military law  a crew member parachuting from their damaged plane (as opposed to a paratrooper willingly entering battle) is considered helpless and a non-combatant, and may not be attacked. Abusing that status would, imo, constitute a war crime. At the very least, he would forfeit his own protection under military law. (Photo credit in picture)

Saturday, January 11, 2020

Friday, January 10, 2020

Maybe it’s controversial but I don’t want my kids to ever have to experience this. [Alzheimer's/Dementia of a parent] Lord take me before this. My kids are my heart. May they never know a day where I don’t know them anymore. Never. - Lisa

A Shooting At Applebee's

 Shooting at the Applebee’s on Holt tonight, I really hope the victim survives! - Lisa

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Trevor

 The oldest drew this. It’s a depiction of her toad, Trevor. I wish I could draw, like, at all lol - Lisa




Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Street Angels

We’re signed up to make 60 lunches next month. It’s easy and a great way to encourage your kid to do for others. I hope my fb friends will consider signing up as well! - Lisa

The Witcher

I just finished season 1 of this show based on the popular Polish fantasy series. It's great and I can't wait until season 2 comes out.

Old Man Dan

Dan in his early 20’s: “These old people like everything bland, pass the hot sauce, I love spicy food!”

Same Dan at 45: “These youngins have ruined food, it’s not even about flavor anymore, it’s how bad can I burn my mouth”
🤣😂🤣🙄

His take on popular culture, especially music is similar. When he starts his old man rants I’ve now begun mocking him saying “yep, Elvis’s hips were gonna destroy civilization too” LMAO  - Lisa

Monday, January 6, 2020

Listen up!

 Yup




Yup

She's talking to you, fake anti-war Dems.

I’m glad

I’m glad Dan always agreed this mentality was ridiculous. However, I’ll go farther....pull a gun on any of my kids, and expect charges 🤷‍♀️ - Lisa

Junie's Great Look

 The youngest of my beauties

❤️ Rocking her new Xmas outfit. Jaunty cut out green sweater, black skater skirt and opaque tights. Borrowed LuLu's bllack booties. Aesthetically sound👍 lol - Lisa






Spam

Spam is on its 5th consecutive year of record breaking sales. To all of those who shamed us over the years (we remember), when it’s cool and trendy someday I wonder if we’ll get apologies? - Lisa

Sunday, January 5, 2020

33 Years On

Today being the 33rd anniversary of his death, OJ and I stopped by to visit my Big Grandpa. I humbly apologized to him for her piercings and hair, explaining that it was just a phase and that Americans born after me were a little "off." (just kidding!)

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Hypocrites

THIS. 100% this. Have some integrity and acknowledge when your opinions are driven by partisan, not ethical reasons. Y'all didn't care when Obama was bombing and killing daily for 2 terms, but now a terrorist leader is eliminated by Trump and you're all Lennon & Ono? GTFO.  Hypocrites
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Wednesday, January 1, 2020

My son: “if animals didn’t wanna be eaten they shouldn’t have been made out of meat” Funny af.

Funnier even still, because I expected some smart sounding stuff about being at the bottom of the food chain! 😂🤣 These kids make me laugh every single day! Love them - Lisa

 If you say, “Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations” she responds, “I think Santa's Little helper’s are better suited to the task” cute! - Lisa