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Monday, February 10, 2020

My Thoughts - Judging

Here's the deal-e-o: on a post this AM, while talking about something unrelated,  a woman casually dropped word she has an untreated mice infestation. NO ONE said ANYTHING about the mouse comment and merrily kept commenting on her main point.

F that.  I called her out.

Cue a bunch of people defending *keeping the mice*, saying it "happens all the time,"  and calling me judgey.

Damn right I'm judgey. 

Judgey keeps humans acting within a set of acceptable parameters that facilitate the smooth working of a society. 

Kill the damn mice. And until you do, stop bringing food to the potluck.

Ick

Not sure who needs to hear this today but living with families of mice inside your walls IS nasty and CAN affect your health. Ah the internet.

🙄
*edit: it isn’t us! One mouse in 12 years (brought in by a second hand box) and the elder cat had him by the tail immediately.

- Lisa

Our New Spice Holder

Got a super cheap spice holder off WISH. I’m not mad at it, clears up some much needed space! I’m sure I’ll be regretting this decision when the adhesive starts failing or damages the cabinet but, for now, I’m satisfied. - Lisa




Sunday, February 9, 2020

Marriage Story

By golly, I did it. I've seen each of this years Oscar nominees for Best Picture. That's been an annual, unrealized goal all my life - until now 

🙂

"Marriage Story" is a a film about the sometimes contentious divorce of a married couple. The premise is simple but it is executed beautifully, and Adam Driver just dominates the screen. Laura Dern, who I thought was banal in Little Women, did a great job here, and so did the legendary Alan Alda. Scarlett Johansson's performance, while eliciting no complaints from me, failed to move me.

There are shades of "Kramer v Kramer" in "Marriage Story." Will it surprise at the Oscar's ala KvK? I don't know. But I wouldn't complain if it did.




He Likes It!

 Huckleberry loves the snow.




My Oscar Picks

 My Best Picture Oscar predictions:

No chance: Little Women, The Irishman, Ford v Ferrari
Long shot: Parasite, Marriage Story, Joker
In the running: Once upon a time ..., Jojo Rabbit, 1917
That's not the order *I'd* choose to put them in, just the way I think the Academy votes this year.
I believe, despite it being far from the best movie (nd in many ways merely average) that 1917 will take the prize. It's technically superb, which the professionals adore, it has the weighty subject matter the Academy loves, and it even has mild nods towards "diversity," with its inclusion of some colonial soldiers.
No one will remember it in five years, but there ya go.
Edit: For the record, I think, in a Dannyworld, that The Irishman should take it, but would not regret Marriage Story or JoJo Rabbit winning.
UPDATE

Congratulations on the Oscar! You're the best stunt man in the business Cliff!

Parasite didn't deserve Best Picture. It's almost a laughable decision. Congrats to them tho.

Saturday, February 8, 2020

Little Women

Despite it being a Best Picture nominee, I wasn't going to see this film. The impressive "A Star is Born" lay dead in the water last year as a nominee because it was a remake and the voters didn't wish to reward that fact. Little Women has been filmed ad naseum - why should it not suffer the same fate?

But watch it I did, and I liked it. It's a quality, family friendly film.
But Best Picture nominee? Why? Even forgiving its flaws, there was nothing profound to be seen here. And flaws there were.
Having Florence Pugh, with her husky voice and adult curves, play a 12 year old Amy is a poor decision, and certainly impacts how you view Amy's big tantrum. It's a jerky move by a tween, but a monstrous act by what appears to be an adult. And Emma Watson was, as always, lifeless and wooden and mattered little to the tale.
I suppose the film earns points in Hollywood for its "wokeness," but even if you believe wholeheartedly in such ideas, it rang a horribly wrong note here. Having four spoiled, well off white women whine and fret and offer philosophical advice between trips to Paris and the beach, while the neighboring family is literally starving in a shack . . . well it's entitled and its tacky.



Friday, February 7, 2020

Ford v Ferrari

Today I saw my seventh Best Picture nominee, "Ford v Ferrari."

It was quite good and I have no complaints. Like the corporate autos they scorn in the film, I felt the movie was reliable, well constructed, and did the job it was intended to do.
That's fine for a sedan, but in a movie I'm pretty sure it means no Oscar gold.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

The Irishman

I finished my sixth Best Picture nominee, "The Irishman," last night.

To my suprise, I really liked it. I was initially bored by the idea of yet another Scorsese mafia pic, but it grabbed hold of me and didn't let go. DeNiro was good, but Joe Pesci returned to the screen with an absolute vengence, and Pacino was, as always, excellent.
What can I say, a well told tale, especially one fleshed out by great acting, can do very little wrong in my world.
I didn't think the de-ageing CGI was all that impressive, but it was enough to do the trick (ish), and the complaints that women had little to nothing to do in the film are absolutely true and absolutely irrelevant. It's a story set exclusively in a male dominated criminal circle and that's who dominates the memories of the narrator. As for length, sorry folks not sorry - I was born with an attention span.
I can't believe I'm saying this, I really can't, BUT . . . I think this might be my personal pick for Best Picture.

Huckleberry is Adjusting

If I had to place a bet, I think GusGus and Huckleberry will be good friends (although he did chase Gus for a second last night - but they've bumped noses too.) So far Custard has remained aloof but unafraid, once or twice walking right up to him. Angelcakes is openly contemptuous but has not hid or cried, so fingers crossed. 

He is agreeable to the leash only about a fifth of the time and has had accidents in the house, but he's already improving in both regards.

He gets along well with the kids and Lisa, and spent the afternoon with us in the car while we ran errands. He seems cautious around me and sometimes fearful. I think my size and volume remind him of some bad times in the past (he was skin and bones and terribly meek at the pound.) But we will move past that lickety split.

#GusGus. #Huckleberry

Oh, and as you may have noticed by the affinity for boxes apparently we done adopted another cat.







Tuesday, February 4, 2020

The words “exterminate” and “people” should never go together. We have a problem! (spoken by a teacher at the kids' school) - Lisa

Monday, February 3, 2020

1917

I saw this movie tonight. I was impressed, but I don't know if it will linger in my memory.

Visually its spectacular. It's filmed in what appears to the viewer to be two long takes, as if they are a curious spirit following the two main characters throughout their mission. That's never easy, I'm sure, but some scenes are so intricate I have to wonder how they pulled it off at all.
Most of the story is strong enough, and thankfully rises above the "mud-and-guts porn" that dominates the WWI genre. But the scenes in the French vilage were, imo, terribly cliche and knocked me out of the moment.
It deserves its Best Picture nomination. Does it deserve to win? I won't be upset if it does, but I'm not completely sold.
#WWI. #1917 #Mendes



61 Years Gone

61 years gone. RIP Buddy.

LOL

 Cold. Just cold.




Friday, January 31, 2020

Media Manipulation

Another lesson on how the media lies to manipulate you, without technically telling a fib. I mean, they do put a comma in the headline. 

25 years for shooting a police dog? The headline not only enrages the sympathies of the Left, it also placates the presumed call for harsh justice by the Right. 

Note: I'm Conservative, and think 25 years for shooting a dog is NUTS. 

Alas, either way the headline is horses$it. He got 5 years for shooting the dog, and 20 for armed carjacking and kidnapping. 

THE MEDIA IS THE ENEMY

Brexit!

I'm proud and happy for them.

Mary Higgins Clark

The Queen of Suspense and author of 56 books, mystery writer Mary Higgins Clark, has died at 92 from complications of old age. 

RIP

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Stop the Fawning

While I agree with and applaud Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe monologue, let's not get too wrapped up with praising him. 

In the end, be consistent: his opinion isn't more valuable than that of other celebrities, just because he sided with you. 

JoJo Rabbit

Smiley and I saw this in the theater. Let's cut to the chase: I loved it, and so did he.

It's funny and quirky, moving and sentimental. The chronology and facts of the war are hopelessly muddled, but that may be intentional, a way to highlight how the war was pointless and absurd.
Roman Griffin Davis - young Jojo - is wonderfully talented, and I look forward to seeing him in future films.
Well done.


Tell Your Friends

 Yup! - Lisa




Wednesday, January 29, 2020

For Real?

I honestly thought this was a gag. I guess MLB did punish the Astro's after all.