WTH Nightline?

Watching Nightline with Lisa and there's a ridiculous story about a kid who, left alone by his Mom who "didn't see the warning on the package", swallowed some small balls. "He could have died!" she said. I was immediately angry. At the Mom, who's fibbing (what package doesn't have the warning?) and at ABC, who would run such a nanny-state piece. Lisa seconded the opinion, and with vigor. "Why don't we just ban dildo's too, so no one accidentally shoves them up their ass too far!"