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Friday, September 7, 2012

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Last night Lisa and I found ourselves at the Value Cinema, watching "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". 

The book was ok, but stretched a gimmick too far. The movie just plain SUCKED. Hokey dialogue, a 4th grader's grasp of history, anachronisms galore, and the mandatory African-American best friend who is treated as Abe's social equal by everyone despite, ya know, it being *1840*. 

Some of the action scenes were wicked good tho', and Mary Todd was hot - possibly the only time that's been said in the last 150 years. 

Lisa slept through most of it, including one embarrassing snoring incident, making her like *the worst date ever*, but the movie wasn't *that* bad. Grade: C-

Never use the verb "sucked" when critiquing a vampire movie. -Fred

it was a 9:55 movie and it was a loooong day!!! - Lisa

excuses, excuses - Me

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