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Monday, June 29, 2015

Quotes of the Day

The following (tongue in cheek) exchange took place this morning:

Lisa: My Mom just cancelled. She doesn't want to go to lunch.

Dan: Now what am I supposed to do? My girlfriend is supposed to come over at two.

Lisa: Best be calling the skinny ho and telling her your wife will be home.

Dan: What makes you think she's skinny?

Lisa: You already have a big woman. Why would you step out for more of the same?

Dan: (shrugs) Maybe I wanted to try a big woman who knew what she was doing.

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