Slapinions

Channeling my frustration, I cut down a small tree that was pushing on the fence,  put up a Stainless Steel paper towel holder,  and after ten years of requests I cut the fence posts even with the fence. That last bit will actually cost me,  nevermind that it's what Lisa wanted,  because all I'll hear for years is why did it take so long.  I don't mind. If life situations didn't sometimes resemble stereotypes they wouldn't exist in the first place, and I relish the banter.