Nolan For the WIn

When something frustrating or unusual happens at work I say "Dear Diary . . .," as if I'm going to record it for posterity. 

Today my friend Nolan gave me a lift to the bus stop after work, as Lulu had borrowed my car.  I don't remember what he did, but I started to say the catchphrase when he interrupted:

"Dear Diary, this journal is full.  Shut the F--K up."

I broke out laughing. LOL