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Friday, January 20, 2012

Etta James

 RIP Etta James, age 77. The music world will miss you

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

In the wee hours of the night I also watched "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest", a Swedish film that concludes the trilogy based on the blockbuster books. It was very good (as was the 1st; the 2nd, so-so), and Noomi Rapace is mucho hot. Yes, I noticed the conspiracy at the center of it is cliche, but big deal. Take note, europhiles who blast America, of the 'trial' in the film. If that's the best their justice system can do, we should all fall on our knees and thank the Founding Fathers right now.

This Film is Not Yet Rated

 Last night we watched "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" a documentary about the MPAA movie rating system. It's a propaganda piece alleging the rating system is censorship, it restricts freedom of speech, blah blah. No. It's a rating system. You can make whatever film you want and deal with the rating or choose not to have it rated at all. Will a 'bad' rating limit distribution? You bet, and good. There's too much sex and violence in films as it is. God help us all if there wasn't


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

So Cold the River by Michael Koryta

Last night I finished reading Michael Koryta's "So Cold the River",  a horror novel set in Indiana (as if those poor people don't suffer enough just by living there). 

I'm jealous of Koryta. Not only is he young and prolific, his writing style is beautiful; his "Cypress House" made my 'best of' list of 2011. 

I had to read this novel in spurts, which as always makes me resent it and want to hurry it along, but that's my schedule's fault, not the book's. Keep Koryta in mind as a successor to King. B+/A-

So Cold the River by Michael Koryta

Last night I finished reading Michael Koryta's "So Cold the River", a horror novel set in Indiana (as if those poor people don't suffer enough just by living there). I'm jealous of Koryta. Not only is he young and prolific, his writing style is beautiful; his "Cypress House" made my 'best of' list of 2011. I had to read this novel in spurts, which as always makes me resent it and want to hurry it along, but that's my schedule's fault, not the book's. Keep Koryta in mind as a successor to King. B+/A-

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

My Life

 just in case you think my life is all 'sit on his butt and watch movies', here was my day, one no doubt mimicked by Lisa 1000x over: take kids to school. Drive to work in snowstorm. Finish shift, go to fabric store for Girl Scout supplies. Pick up two little ones from sitter. Go to grocery store. Put groceries away. Make tacos for dinner. While that is on the stove, run dishwasher and prep clothes for interview tomorrow. Do a load of laundry. Pick up two oldest from play practice. Return home to *eat* dinner. Take out recyclables. Read Lauren a book. Break up 30 fights between the kids. Take oldest to basketball practice. Get gas. Pick up Lisa. Straighten the kitchen. Work on script I'm writing for a local recital. Collect school uniforms and toss them in the washer. Facebook. Sit on butt and watch a movie.

Junie


 

Monday, January 16, 2012

Sunday, January 15, 2012

You Take the Good with the Bad

The good? I found my lost credit card, right where it must have fallen from my wallet yesterday. 

The bad? I slipped on the back porch stairs and landed with the edge of one step in the small of my back and another saying howdy just below my neck. Yeah, I'm fine. In fact I got up and took Junie sledding. 

The good? The fall oddly seemed to make my headache better for a bit. 

The bad? I think it was because my sore back soaked up the attention, and the headache resumed a few hours later. 

The good? I have replaced my mobile phone. 

The bad? It's a downgrade from my old one, and what's worse I've lost all my #'s.

Money Never Sleeps & The Sentinel

Ok, yesterday we watched "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps", the sequel to the iconic '80's original.. I think director Oliver Stone must have had trouble deciding where to focus his ire, because to me it seemed listless and devoid of the passion and righteous indignation of the Charlie Sheen vehicle. Michael Douglas was superb and LaBeouf was adequate, but Carey Mulligan, who played Gekko's daughter, should take home an award for Most Lifeless, Boring, Personality Deficient Portrayal in a Motion Picture. Cut twenty minutes from the film and tighten its focus and I'd bump it up a grade, but as is I mark it down for a B/B-.

Meanwhile, over the weekend Lisa & I Netflix'd "The Sentinel", a 1977 horror film about a fashion model whose furnished apartment comes with a catch - it's built over the gates of Hell! I have a deep and unhealthy love for '70's horror films, and this is no exception. But while the movie seems to have been widely well regarded, I thought it was subpar. That's surprising, given the amount of star power at play: Chris Sarandon, John Carradine,José Ferrer, Ava Gardner, Burgess Meredith, Eli Wallach, Christopher Walken, Jerry Orbach, Beverly D'Angelo, Jeff Goldblum and Tom Berenger. On the plus side, lots of boob and butt shots, plus an odd scene where D'Angelo masturbates until orgasm to annoy a guest at a tea party. An odd, but fun movie experience. Grade: C.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Quite the Day

In the last half hour I have lost my credit card and my cell phone is broken. Nice. Real nice.

How Do You Know?

Last night we watched "How Do you Know?" a rom-com starring Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson and Jack Nicholson. Financially, this film was one of the biggest flops in history, and it's scorned by critics. I enjoyed it, even while I cataloged a host of problems with its script: the extraneous, under-developed Rudd-Nicholson plot; the fact that Reese's character seems less a human being than proverb spouting robot; and of course the fact that in the end she seems to chose the wrong guy for no apparent reason. Still, like I said I liked it. C+/B-

Misc

Miscellaneous: a - this is day 7 a bad, unchecked headache. The Hoff believes it to be caused by a muscle I pulled in my neck, & I believe she is right. Here's hoping it goes the bleep away soon, as nothing seems to be helping. b - w/ Milwaukee now having had its first real snow (~5") so late in the  year I have now come to the conclusion that I would prefer a climate where snow is not *unknown*, but far more rare than it is here c - after having only the right boot for a year, then losing it and finding only the left for TWO more years, I have finally reunited my beloved black steel-toe shit kickers in time for said snowfall. Yay me!

A Message from Grandma Kathy



Hope they told Santa everything they wanted and how good they were.You. both are so cute.Love you. Santa looks so Christmasie. - Grandma Kathy

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Country Strong

i just stayed up waaaay too late to watch Gwyneth Paltrow in 'Country Strong'. The script does its job, crafting believable and multi-layered characters and Garrett Hedlund steals the show, IMO. Very solid film and well worth the inevitable exhaustion tomorrow @ work.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Switch & Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I Redoxed "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" today but watched only 40 minutes before  returning it. Maybe I'll give it another go at a later time, but I was put off by the performance capture technology used to create Caesar. Sometimes I want to watch a movie, not a glorified cartoon. Grade: Incomplete  

OTOH, I rented Jennifer Aniston/Justin Bateman's "The Switch" merely to appease the Mrs. and wound up enthralled by a touching, intelligent romantic comedy. If you didn't go Awwww" during the scene where Wally takes care of Sebastian's lice you have no soul. Grade: a hearty A

Smiley is introduced to Star Wars!

Smiley saw his first Star Wars movie over the weekend, and was excited to tell me about it. He didn't know the name of the film, but mentioned it had a tall gold robot, a little round one, a hairy guy (Chewbacca), a green lightsaber, Boba Fett (our favorite character), and a big monster that could eat people. I'm thinking "Return of the Jedi", though he made no mention of Ewoks or a certain gold bikini. Any guesses?

We were at Bounce Ream this weekend and it was playing in their little theatre area....It was a star wars film, not the first, and the monster had princess Leia captured, and she wasn't in her white robe. Sorry I'm not a Star Wars fan, and I didn't know Smiley was so interested in it either, other than he complained about not being able to hear it....the sound was turned down. - Grandma Jeanne

gotstabe Jedi then. Thx Jeanne

I Said It

Anyone who spends this sunny, 50 degree day excited about the 5-8 inches of snow expected tomorrow is a g-damn idiot with the brains of a donkey.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Home Depot Banks

At Home Depot making banks with the Grandkids - Grandma Jeanne

Yippee!

A picture of  YaYa and LuLu graces page 12 of the new UWM College for Kids catalog, a quote from Lisa is on page 14, and we're pretty sure Smiley is the boy sitting w/ his back to the camera on the cover.

The Conspirator

Tonight I watched "The Conspirator", a film by Robert Redford that follows the military trial of Mary Surratt, the woman hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate Lincoln. It is a well constructed film with a host of great performances, but it clearly seeks to sell the notion that Surratt was innocent. For Redford, her innocence is vital in linking the perceived injustice of the tribunal to the Gitmo courts of today; but he does it subtly, so subtly that ten years down the road the unspoken association will be lost to the viewer. B+/A-

Monday, January 9, 2012

Quote

We cannot absolutely prove that those are in error who tell us that society has reached a turning point, that we have seen our best days. But so said all who came before us, and with just as much apparent reason. When we see nothing but improvement behind us, we are to expect nothing but deterioration before us." - Thomas Mcaulay 1830 

Our Day

After a fierce afternoon argument with Lisa (*completely* her fault, naturally) we're poised to tackle a typical school night: homework (done), dinner (done), I'll take YaYa  to dance class while Lisa attends a room parent meeting. Hopefully we'll finish off the night early enough to catch "The Bachelor". I don't miss cable, but I do miss my DVR

. BTW, Lisa's quote of the week last Monday: [referring to Monica, a bachelorette I was crushing on during the season premiere]. "Well, she does have the 3 B's you seem to love in a woman: beautiful, bitchy, and bisexual".

Congrats to Barry Larkin!


Congratulations to Barry Larkin, the sole player elected to Cooperstown this year by the BBWAA!