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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Frankly, of interest only to my family

Franky, for no other reason than the fact that I doubt my sister has a copy, here's a few poems my nephew Jonah wrote Oct 26th of '04 for a 5th grade project.

He's the same kid who started the Jonah's Wail blog on the sidebar then ditched it for Myspace. If he - or his sister - would start up a journal and stick with it, I'd reward them. I think it's a great way to develop their writing skills before high school.

Crunk

When I go into my room

I can kinda hear my hampster say voom-voom

He wants to go in his car and drive very far

And go to the hamster bar

The bar is on 85th and Nar

That’s where you’ll find his blue car

Bugs

Bugs crawl through the dirt

Birds come down and eat insects

They are really small

Leaves

They fall from all trees

And can not get stung by bees

You might not lose your keys

Monkeys

They might feel funky

Some are very chunky

And I like monkeys

Money

Fun essential

Spend buy save

Car home school food

Cash

Six Flags

Thrilling intense

roller coasters game prizes

Fun food nausea families

Park

Cocoa

My dog is brown my dog is round

She always makes a sound

Her nose is wet

She hasn’t been to the vet yet

You wanna make a bet?

She’ll pull off your hair net

That’s all the time for the rhyme

That’s my dog

Cocoa

Crunk

When I go into my room

I can kinda hear my hampster say voom-voom

He wants to go in his car and drive very far

And go to the hamster bar

The bar is on 85th and Nar

That’s where you’ll find his blue car

Bugs

Bugs crawl through the dirt

Birds come down and eat insects

They are really small

Leaves

They fall from all trees

And can not get stung by bees

You might not lose your keys

Monkeys

They might feel funky

Some are very chunky

And I like monkeys

Money

Fun essential

Spend buy save

Car home school food

Cash

Six Flags

Thrilling intense

roller coasters game prizes

Fun food nausea families

Park

Cocoa

My dog is brown my dog is round

She always makes a sound

Her nose is wet

She hasn’t been to the vet yet

You wanna make a bet?

She’ll pull off your hair net

That’s all the time for the rhyme

That’s my dog

Cocoa

 

 


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