I borrowed the pretty graphic above from This, That, and Hockey, largely because it softens the non-conformist Easter humor below.
Mind you, I have every intention of doing the standard Easter posts later, but for the moment enjoy the chuckle from Hallmark's Shoebox Division. Read 'em at your own risk, but if you do please note that the last one is my favorite (which probably says a lot about me, and none of it good :)
Enjoy, and Happy Easter!
"Only about 20% of what gets turned in gets accepted and becomes a Shoebox card.
Here, we feature the other 80%.
Happy Easter, diabetics!
Enjoy those seasonal stickers.
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Let’s celebrate Easter like we did when we were kids, Brother!
I’ll be cool and you be a loser.
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It’s Easter, and you know what that means!
If not, your pastor’s gonna be very disappointed in you.
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Hope you find at least one good egg this Easter.
However you want to take that.
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The Easter bunny collects, sorts, colors and delivers millions of eggs every year...
Not bad for somebody who never finished high school.
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It’s Easter! Boobs for beads!
Wait, is that right? "
Hee hee! Those are great. Happy Easter to you and yours!
ReplyDeleteBeth
Happy Easter to you too! Thanks for visiting my journal today :-)
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AHAHAHA! Bad. ;) C.
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