GRRRR

God(bleep) it. I thought the kids were asleep but they just ran downstairs all full of fake terror, giggling over Smiley having an accident in bed. I'm not even 100% it's true. I wouldn't put it past those girls to dump water on him and fib just to ruin his night. 

Yeah, all b.s. to get out of bed. Smiley's asleep and dry as a bone. No liquid within five yards.