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Sunday, May 8, 2016

My Thoughts on Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mothers out there! By which I mean a woman who birthed, adopted, or even just helped raise a human child. If you're a "mom" only to "furbabies", remove your memes and stop trying to chisel your way into the holiday. You make your " kid " poop outside, clip off his genitals, and keep him on a leash. If you're a "Mom", I need to call CPS.

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