How not to take a 4 hour law school final:
1. Pick up your new glasses first, making reading twenty pages of questions just a hoot
2. Use a laptop with a power port issue, leaving you three hours of juice for a four hour exam.
3. Ditch said laptop and grab bluebooks like it's 1995. Make sure your writing is illegible.
4. After the exam, email your professor about Judge Posner's recent comments, unintentionally pi*sing on said professor's idol
Sigh. It's a wonder I manage to cross the street without assistance.
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