A Discussion on the Hip

8 am, one hour of sleep, my f'ing hip at an 8, I'm walking like a cripple.

 Lisa: I hope you don't get addicted to prescription painkillers 

Me: I'd have to TAKE painkillers for that to happen.

Lisa: I know, but I'm afraid if you have this pain your whole life . . 

 Me: The hip's better. I can handle the day to day sh*t. This is January pain. I haven't had January pain since March.