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Saturday, December 30, 2023
Migration
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
Rebel Moon: Part One
Thursday, November 16, 2023
Five Nights at Freddy's
I watched this recently on Peacock with Junie - Smiley and YaYa had already seen it in theaters - and to my surprise, I liked it.
I don't know squat about the video game franchise it is based on, so if it violates some tenet of that game and you find my approval of the film blasphemous, well . . .ok.
I guess that isn't quite true. I did watch the gawd awful Nic Cage 2021 knockoff Willy's Wonderland, which at least gave me the gist of the game's plot: a down and out security guard takes a job at an abandoned pizza parlor, where the murderous animatronic animal band comes to life.
I assure you, this film is MUCH MUCH better than the copycat.
It is also only a PG-13, so it gives the audience its scares without resorting to abject gore, so kudos for that.
My only beef is a SPOILER: realistically, at the end of the film our hero goes to prison for life. He's a violent repeat offender (who is somehow offered security jobs?) and his evil Aunt lies murdered on his living room floor, PLUS he shows up at the hospital with an unconscious and possibly dying cop that was stabbed in the stomach.
Sure, bub, the robot duck did it. You have the right to remain silent . . .
END SPOILER
I grade this one a solid A-
Thursday, November 2, 2023
Sisu
Friday, October 13, 2023
Wednesday, October 11, 2023
The Nun II
Friday, October 6, 2023
A Nightmare in Las Cruces
On February 10th, 1990 gunmen entered and robbed a bowling alley in Las Cruces, New Mexico. They took around $5000, ordered everyone to get on the ground – and then opened fire. Four were killed, another died of her injuries within a decade, and two others were wounded.
The age of three of the dead? Thirteen, six, and two, with the toddler shot point blank in the forehead.
The case was never solved.
A Nightmare in Las Cruces is a full-length documentary, filmed for the
20th anniversary of the massacre, that Lisa and I rented from Amazon
Wednesday night.
It was
not a pleasant film to watch.
But the filmmaker did the viewer, and himself, no favors either.
For one, the audio in the film was horrendous. Sinister music plays incessantly at times, even while family members are sharing their thoughts. Other parts of the film have the audio cut in and out and some scenes have an odd buzzing in the background.
Visually, actual footage of the slaughter, up to to and including video that lingers on the corpse of the six year old, plays far too often. Including the unblurred footage is questionable but impactful, but that impact lessens when it is played over and over.
In terms of telling the story, small but vital details are omitted. You're left wondering why two middle school girls are in a bowling alley office on a Saturday morning, and why an employee would bring his two and six year old with him to work. The answer? (thank you Google) is that the bowling alley had a daycare for the bowler's children, which the middle school girls were going to supervise. With no babysitter that day, the two and six year old were going to spend the day in the daycare while their Dad worked.
The documentary also (in my opinion) wastes time trying to imply that this was a deliberate assassination, as a vendetta against the business owner. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but it reeks of desperation, of a frustrated public being unable to rectify the sad fact that humans sometimes kill, and kill children, for no reason we can fathom.
The documentary had the best of intentions and occasionally, it is moving and powerful. But overall, I would rate this as a C.
Saturday, September 30, 2023
Fall
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
The Closing of the Downer
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Thursday, September 7, 2023
Gooodbye to Southgate and Showtime
Saturday, August 26, 2023
The Flash
Thursday, August 17, 2023
A Letter From YaYa
Sunday, July 23, 2023
Barbie
I didn't like the movie and yeah, I'm scared to admit it and incur the wrath of every woman I know.
I thought the first half hour was pretty good, as I was wowed by the wonderful set design and visuals.
And then, strictly as a movie, I thought it was pretty standard fare, which is okay. There are worse crimes. But the story itself - toys running away and coming to life, the disillusioned adult once more made aware of the magic of childhood - well, it's been done. Obviously.
I thought the social message was ghastly too. Oh, on the surface it was about empowerment, but, like, it wasn't? You have a ruling class, residing in big mansions and living the good life, who choose to segregate and disenfranchise a people based on their physical characteristics. Even in the end, when gosh golly we get our happy ending, the Barbie's consciously and callously deny the Ken's equal representation under the law and in the courts. That's . . . awfully 1970's South Africa, no?
I guess what bothered me the most was that there wasn't a whole lot of joy in the film. Barbie has been a tremendously positive role model for my girls, and taught them that there was a whole world out there waiting to be conquered. In the movie, Barbie just doesn't embody or believe in that premise. That failure to support the very girls that have supported the franchise for half a century - I find that unforgiveable.
Friday, July 7, 2023
Shazam: Fury of the Gods
This movie doesn’t work, and there’s a bunch of reasons for
that. A complete lack of any real
character development along the way, the idea that a thousands-year old goddess
is cool being coupled with a high school boy (eww) , a formulaic superhero plot, and
so on. but let’s focus on two things:
One, and I’ll try not to spoil things here, but if Hollywood
learned anything from the Star Wars sequels, I had hoped it was
that death means your dead; if you can die and just come back it robs a
character's actions of any weight and significance.
AND
It was
fun watching Zachary Levi play a 14-year-old Billy Batson in the first film,
and I bought into his childhood wonder. But this isn’t a comic book. Time
passes in the real-world, and because of that Levi is now playing a near 18-year-old
on the brink of adulthood, not to mention an adult who has spent four years as a superhero. Putting the same immaturity and naivety in
Billy’s words and actions paints Billy as an idiot this time around.
I loved the first Shazam, and I’m sad that this flub will probably end the series. But if this was the direction it was going, that’s probably a good thing.
Thursday, July 6, 2023
Unexpected (but great) to Hear!
Well hot dog! Sound of Freedom was the #1 movie in America on the 4th of July! The marketing tactic worked!
source: BoxOfficeMojo by IMDB Pro
Tuesday, June 27, 2023
No Hard Feelings
On Sunday, after a day spent thrift shopping, delivering books to Little Libraries,
getting ice cream at Tastee-Twist, napping, and having dinner at Classic Slice, Lisa and I went to see No Hard Feelings at the Ridge Cinema. YaYa and her boyfriend joined us both for dinner and the flick.
No Hard Feelings is a comedy about an Uber driver, played by
Jennifer Lawrence, who loses her car just as she is facing foreclosure for back
property taxes. To get back on the road, and save her home, she answers a
personal ad from a rich couple who want her to “date” their son, played by Andrew
Barth Feldman, in exchange for a free car. That’s “date” in quotes, as in take
his virginity. Unfortunately for her the socially awkward 18-year-old is no
easy catch, and time is running out.
I liked the film, and there were parts where I laughed my
butt off. But when you release multiple trailers (just a cursory Google search showed
me 5 minutes of “official” material) you’re showing your audience 10% of your final 90 minute product, and presumably some of the best of it.
There were parts of the film that would have been hysterical, had I not seen it
six or seven times before.
That’s not the film’s fault, but it definitely impacts your
viewing.
A negative that was the fault of the filmmakers, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, because it’s so counterintuitive: the characters were too 3-dimensional.
This was a raunchy , laugh out loud, don’t-worry-about-the
plot-holes kind of flick and what did they do?
They developed rich, emotional backstories and complex motivations for the two
lead characters. That’s super swell as an assignment in a screenwriting class,
but was it needed here, with this material? I think this a case where keeping the
characters firmly in their lane would have better served the comedy.
Don’t mind me though, I’m a grouch. I still rate this a solid
B. Go see it.
Monday, June 26, 2023
Renfield
Thursday, May 18, 2023
Jim Brown
Jim Brown, the only NFL rusher to average more than 100 yards
per game for his career, and arguably the greatest player in NFL history, has died
at 87.