Slapinions

We had an old washer sitting around in the basement for the last year, because Socialist had dreams of fixing it and splitting the profits. Since that obviously wasn't going to happen, I decided to get rid of it today. Lacking anyone to help, and with our dolly MIA, yours truly lifted it up the cellar stairs and hauled it to the alley with pure brawn. Lu was suitably impressed. "Remember girl," I said. " Fat I may be, but strength, strength is NOT my weakness." [I'd been waiting to use that line for like six months, since I coined it one night at work LOL]