me, to LK: You better hope this works, and even if it does just pray I don't throw you under a bus when Mom and Grace get home.
Lauren (very angry): Then I'm going to call the police on you Dad! And if I die Mom will send you to jail!
Me (confused at first) For what, fixing your screwup?! (gets it) Oh. Get real. It's not a *literal* bus. It's an expression that means I'll rat you out.
LK (blushing) Oh, okay.
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