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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Sounds About Right

Me (getting up from the couch): I have to pee

Lisa: Do you want me to pause the movie?

Dan: No, I'll be back in thirty seconds.

Lisa: Don't pee all over the toilet.

Dan: Fine, forty seconds then.

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