I made the mistake of snapping my gum in earshot of Lisa's step-mom.
She was not pleased.
"You know what Dennis [Lisa's Dad] did to a guy at work that snapped his gum? He grabbed him under the armpits, lifted him right up in the air, and told him he'd rip off his lips if he did it again."
Long pause.
"Sounds like a swell place to work," I said
LOL
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