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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Crazy Day, a worrisome furnace, a physical and a Big Red Dog

Here's a few pics of the girls as they prepared to depart for school today during Catholic Schools Week.

Today was designated as "Crazy Day" and we took full advantage the opportunity to not hunt and peck for uniforms and matching socks. Not seen in the pics are their mismatched shoes.

 

Smiley got in the act too.

It certainly seemed crazy to be having school in the first place today, with temperatures of -4F,winds of 20 mph, and a wind chill approaching -40F. Many of the Catholic schools in the area are closed - most I think - but ours stays open whenever (Milwaukee) Public Schools give it a go, and so school was in session. Nevermind that MPS is insane and is making thousands of kids wait on bus stops in this weather.

 The wife asked if we should keep the kids home. Heck no, I said - it’s a warm building and a warm meal (we drop them off so there was no bus issue) and that ‘warm building’ was something I couldn’t guarantee here.

You see, at about 5 am I was woken up, in my cozy bedroom on the second floor, by the knock-knock-knocking on my chamber door of my basement furnace.

I headed downstairs thinking of that Dad from A Christmas Story “who closed the damper!"and wondering what magic he had to keep his furnace going. For those who don’t know, my furnace is age-old, certainly older than me.

Me? No clue. So at 6 in the morning I called my friend the Socialist, who said he’d be over in 20 minutes. He arrived promptly and fixed it almost as quickly, lubricating a drive shaft in what he called the ‘squirrel cage’. Maybe, just maybe, we can still hold off on a new furnace until next fall.

Once again Socialist has proved his worth and his loyalty, and I thank him.

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YaYa and LuLu both had shots yesterday, and YaYa had a comprehensive physical. She weighs 47 pounds and stands 48 inches tall (“You’re almost a square!,” the nurse said) and is in good health.

Her eyesight didn’t come out that great though. It was 20/25 in one eye and 20/40 in the other and she was referred to an eye doctor. Not a big deal, seeing as both her parents wear glasses (I started in 1st grade), but there was some thought she was tanking the test for shi*s and giggles. She’s never shown signs of bad eyesight nor complained about it.

 “Are you sure? Do you have trouble seeing at school?“ my wife asked.

 “No,“ she answered. “Well, sometimes I can’t see the spelling words on the board, but that’s it.”

Oh, well, as long as it’s not affecting something important like your education kid.

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Lisa ran out of gas on the way home from the physical, and in a bad neighborhood no less, as she missed her original freeway exit. Just wanted my gallant rescue on the record. That’s all. :)

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I missed A.I. last night but gobbled up four episodes of Family Guy split between several stations. Lisa was laughing because as soon as one episode ended I’d holler “turn on channel 57, Family Guy’s on!”

Sure, I’m doing my usual binge, no doubt followed by a sharp purge in the near future, but for now Family Guy makes me burst out laughing time after time.

Obnoxiously, no less.

Here's a clip of the 'over' sketch from the episode where Stewie and Brian buy a home.

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 I took my measurements on November 11th as my current weight-loss effort started and again last night. Despite a bad week here, the evidence was pretty clear.

 I lost 2 inches in my chest and stomach, an inch in my thighs, a half an inch in my waist, etc.. Last I checked I weighed in at 342, down maybe 30 from my 2007 highpoint.

 I can’t see the difference, although my clothes no longer feel like a girdle. The trick is to keepup the effort and push forward.

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Re: Clifford the Big Red Dog “Clifford grew so big the Howards’ had to leave their home . . “. That’d be the f*ing day.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Say it "ain't" so...you boys and your cartoons...:::sigh:::...

Congrats on the weight!  You go! ;)  C.

Anonymous said...

Thats when my furnace decided to break down last year, the absolute coldest month of the year.  Darn things but hubby fixed it and its still going, knock on wood.  Great job on the weight loss.


                Julie

Anonymous said...

Oh I don't miss that bone chilling cold of the greater Northeast...now in Florida if it goes below 50 I think oh...it's chilly. I guess I am turning into a heat seeking iganua..lol. I also remember fighting with an old clanker of an oil burner, that sucker almost did me in...it backed up or something and blew black soot all over my first floor in my house...yuck. Anyway good luck with yours...be well, Sandi

Anonymous said...

Dan,

    Yeah, I can appreciate your comments about your furnace.  The last year I spent in Wisconsin (La Crosse), we had a 20-day stretch when the temperature never got above -12 F.  The furnace ran like a scalded dog, without stopping, for the duration.  When it finally shut off, it stood in the corner, bent over, panting, with its hands on its knees.
    I'm a Fond du Lac native.  So I have some notion about your Wisconsin winters.  I'm glad I'm here in Ohio for that reason.
    p.s.  Nice looking youngsters!

Uncle Bill

Anonymous said...

Greetings from balmy Minnesota!!!  (figured I'd lurked long enough!!) We had -25 yesterday morning w/ school two hours late because of cold weather!  I think my furnace is still groaning...LOL @ Clifford!!!